I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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