i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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