A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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