My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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