She said her name was "party"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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