just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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