I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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