I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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