the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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