Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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