Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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