Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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