i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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