She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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