I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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