So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The Olympian is in my bed
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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