I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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