The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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