Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm both gender and math confused
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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