I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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