she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
