And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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