i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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