I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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