do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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