maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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