I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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