i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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