I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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