I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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