Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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