I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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