Ambien. No doubt about it.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I have fence marks all over my body
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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