But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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