your thong is hanging out like whoa
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
