Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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