i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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