I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
