He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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