i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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