oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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