Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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