She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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