420 ftw
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize