So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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