i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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