She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Two words: blizzard sex
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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