So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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