Whod you bang
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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