I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
