I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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