i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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