Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Shame - the story of my life.
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