dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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