I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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