I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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